Not now, not tomorrow or wednesday, but soon.
We will be giving spiritual guidance for people beyond help.
People just like you!
This vlog was inspired by a trip to Borders in which Champ and I love to frequent for the latest musical releases. We were searching for the band No Age when the cashier, a zit faced delight named Hambone pointed us to the New Age section of CDs by mistake. After politely pointing out the error of his ways, we all had a bubbly laugh together and realized that we needed to make a serious life change. We bought 6 Enya cds, some Yanni, Kate Bush and completed our collection of Creed. We went home, made incense from the insides of our bagless vacuum, braided our pubic hair, put on matching polyester unitards, drank five Red Bulls and began the transformative quest....once ours...soon to be your own.
After eight days without sleep and only the juice of a single can of tuna to keep us alive, we looked at each other and remembered there was still one small thing left to do. We released Hambone from a padlocked, handmade, organic copper wire cage
(available on our etsy site) and within a few hours made him promise not to go to the police.
We knew we'd finally found the heavenly divine light.
We're here to help.
It is the secret that the secret doesn't want you to know about.
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